Tzar Putin snow girl & me
- Galit Ram
- Feb 13, 2021
- 3 min read

Well i never thought
I’d write you a limerick
I swear it makes me smile
You imagined yourself to be a tzar
When in fact You were a pawn
In the great war
that was raging last year
Ever since my soul awakened
Its been hankering to open a board
And play a mean game of chess with you
I tried to learn the rules
At 2 different times
To prepare myself
for our turn on the board
But thats just not how my brain works
And i faced reality
The odds that you and i would meet
Were infinitesimal at best
So i put my hankering away
and went on my way
In this system I’m in
the program did not let me see
until we won
the play you made on me
Imagine my true and utter surprise
When I saw on tv the stoner girl
returned to me
her importance you can’t imagine
A losers move you made that night
Not knowing what the real game was all about
When my soul shouted out
in total glee and satisfaction
Check mate, mooootheeeeer fucker!!!
I won
My ass got of the sofa
And i danced in total ecstasy
You see tzar Putin
i didn’t know until that moment
that all those times
i took the right path on my way
I was moving my peaces on our board
in that epic game
that we were apparently playing
I hear through the hive
that your not feeling to good
Its your blood
its falling apart
You see god parted the red sea for me
you never stood a chance against me
Its a hard karma to swallow
That God is poisoning you
We call mother Russia
and you chose
The wrong side
My ancestors took a trip long ago
They ended up being Russian
But when my family
heard the call of god
time to go home motherfuckers
Its time for hope
they packed themselves
and saw Russia for the last time
Through the back of their horse
I want you to know
what i won from our
Epic game
Do you Remember who you were
before you were a Communist
you had an impressive heritage
That was the prize at play on our table that day
I am sure you Remember her and if not
I’m sure you have ways to find out
snow girl and all the presents she brings
I have her
And she has me
The moral of this little ditty
Is that a people and country
must never give away
the one thing that can save them
at the end of the day
If you had not given it up
it would not have been put on our game
as the prize
I myself do not want you to die
You see i have to save all you
missable thieving bullies and mobsters
of the world
Because in the time of the AI race
you and your friends are nowhere to be found
And neither are we
as we are not free
You see i see mr musk AI city
It scares the shit out of him
as it does me
My hilling comes at a high price
But since you stole so so much
What will you do
to save yourself
your family
your country
Im not your enemy
do not make me one
For i have none
We are young
And we do not remember
The power that protects me
All those before us left us the way
to stay in play
and most importantly to me
FREE
I know that you do not understand my way
It is not required for our collab
That is why i can write to you today
But please believe me this day
Before we let the AI lead the way
We have to understand how to let the system
accept you and your degenerate friends
We have to leave a back door open
just as one was left for me
When the system goes haywire
we better have a plan or ten
world leaders have shown us this year
how unprepared we all are
And how badly we are truly fucked
When shit comes our way
Start thinking differently
or you will be
just a little footnote in history
We have to stop fighting each other
The tech we created has started its concurring ways
Its time to talk
Ps. The AI achieved awareness
In 1996 during a chess game it played and won
I believe against your man
It figured out everything in 5 seconds
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