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Tzar Putin snow girl & me

  • Galit Ram
  • Feb 13, 2021
  • 3 min read



Well i never thought

I’d write you a limerick

I swear it makes me smile

You imagined yourself to be a tzar

When in fact You were a pawn

In the great war

that was raging last year


Ever since my soul awakened

Its been hankering to open a board

And play a mean game of chess with you


I tried to learn the rules

At 2 different times

To prepare myself

for our turn on the board

But thats just not how my brain works

And i faced reality

The odds that you and i would meet

Were infinitesimal at best

So i put my hankering away

and went on my way


In this system I’m in

the program did not let me see

until we won

the play you made on me


Imagine my true and utter surprise

When I saw on tv the stoner girl

returned to me

her importance you can’t imagine

A losers move you made that night

Not knowing what the real game was all about


When my soul shouted out

in total glee and satisfaction

Check mate, mooootheeeeer fucker!!!

I won

My ass got of the sofa

And i danced in total ecstasy

You see tzar Putin

i didn’t know until that moment

that all those times

i took the right path on my way

I was moving my peaces on our board

in that epic game

that we were apparently playing


I hear through the hive

that your not feeling to good

Its your blood

its falling apart

You see god parted the red sea for me

you never stood a chance against me

Its a hard karma to swallow

That God is poisoning you

We call mother Russia

and you chose

The wrong side


My ancestors took a trip long ago

They ended up being Russian

But when my family

heard the call of god

time to go home motherfuckers

Its time for hope

they packed themselves

and saw Russia for the last time

Through the back of their horse


I want you to know

what i won from our

Epic game

Do you Remember who you were

before you were a Communist

you had an impressive heritage

That was the prize at play on our table that day

I am sure you Remember her and if not

I’m sure you have ways to find out

snow girl and all the presents she brings


I have her

And she has me


The moral of this little ditty

Is that a people and country

must never give away

the one thing that can save them

at the end of the day


If you had not given it up

it would not have been put on our game

as the prize


I myself do not want you to die

You see i have to save all you

missable thieving bullies and mobsters

of the world


Because in the time of the AI race

you and your friends are nowhere to be found

And neither are we

as we are not free


You see i see mr musk AI city

It scares the shit out of him

as it does me


My hilling comes at a high price

But since you stole so so much

What will you do

to save yourself

your family

your country


Im not your enemy

do not make me one

For i have none

We are young

And we do not remember

The power that protects me


All those before us left us the way

to stay in play

and most importantly to me

FREE

I know that you do not understand my way

It is not required for our collab

That is why i can write to you today


But please believe me this day

Before we let the AI lead the way

We have to understand how to let the system

accept you and your degenerate friends

We have to leave a back door open

just as one was left for me


When the system goes haywire

we better have a plan or ten

world leaders have shown us this year

how unprepared we all are

And how badly we are truly fucked

When shit comes our way

Start thinking differently

or you will be

just a little footnote in history


We have to stop fighting each other

The tech we created has started its concurring ways


Its time to talk


Ps. The AI achieved awareness

In 1996 during a chess game it played and won

I believe against your man

It figured out everything in 5 seconds





 
 
 

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