The Buddha bar

I was siting on my bed

Drinking my morning coffee

In an instant i was transported

somewhere else

I flowed above the clouds

And suddenly all I could see around

are the peeks of the most beautiful

evergreen mountains i have ever seen

nestled above the clouds

In one of the peeks a pagoda stood out to me

In it was a big old golden gong

The man at it’s side banged the gong

he then changed from an old Chinese man

to Moses the prophet the gong banged again

I lost all my shit

when they started to alternate

I was mesmerized

the warrior in me though

stood up to fight

She found the Dali lama in my toolbox

And suddenly you were the one at the gong

You calmed me down just with your worm

beautiful smile

The panic attack that started in

me went away

You escorted me behind the pagoda

I couldn’t believe what was in front of my own two eyes

There before me white energy flowed

It started way up in the sky and flowed down

and made a lotus position

An energy was sitting with no body

Hell no, how is this possible

I searched for you

as the panic attack started rearing it’s head

But you were already walking away

It asked me in annoyed wonder why i brought you there

Well that set me offffff

The fighter couldn’t help herself

And said , daaaaaa why do you think

The oy vei chic started pulling my hair in distress

and blurted the truth

Im scared shitless out of my mind

So i needed someone at my back

To calm me down

His my chill pill

Well didn’t that set up our relationship

I have huzpa in my dna

Answer given he invited me to sit down

and have a conversation

I’ll stop the story here just tell you

that at the end of the conversation

he asked me to bring him the son

And the vision continued

And suddenly i was back in my room

Drinking my coffee

one day on the way

When i was tired of hearing

oy vey all day long

I asked god to bring you to me

I felt i was drowning and needed a hand to reach out and help

In the following days

it was announced in the news

that the pope was coming to my land

I thought i was broken I could do nothing right

Well let me tell you

I blamed god he was broken

I spelled the letters of your name

What did you not understand i wanted the lama not the pope

God taught me a lesson that day

There is a reason why we are three

In healing from my tumer on my pituitary gland

i took a trip down history lane

I found out about spontaneous kundalini awakening

Well i guess god overdid it with the light

Fried my poor gland right up

I read all I could find and when i was ready

I knew I needed yoga to help me heal

my over energized body

Its not that funny

to be lit to the tilt

The next day i opened facebook

and there before my eyes there was yantra yoga

My soul you can not believe

as i could still barely walk

was jumping up from joy

this one this ones mine

I read a little and saw a video and i said

ya mujnuna i can’t do that

But my soul was adamant

She knew

So thank you and all Tibetan yogis

for keeping your tradition safe all this time

When i needed it it saved my life

I took a lot of time from your soul as i asked it for council

Thank you for your generosity

I’m sorry they stole your sit of power

I found mine and in that i found yours

I hope we get to meet one day

I’d like to ask you for a favor

Will you hold me and let me cry

the last 13 Years away on your shoulder

The burdens of faith do take a tole