Snooping around the universe
- Galit Ram
- Feb 13, 2021
- 3 min read

I have this unique talent Of snooping out information Alas my talents are limited And to find out the answer That opens the door From this room to the next Escape room I need to enlist the help of another snoop So I wasted with my thoughts Flowing on my frequency Searching for the answer To my quandary And then it came to me through all the haze and smoke I know the most famous snoop of all And i started singing Snoop dooooogy dooooog, Yep dog i’m calling you out You see mr snoop i need HELP And your unique set of talents Make you The perfect snoop for the job O snoop i figured this one All on my own After i picked you to be
my #1 snoop My soul took me back to where we first met I’m sorry but not really I’m about to call you the n word Pleeeeese don’t take offense as it is said with the utmost respect Niger ,you are written in the bible! Your grandmother was so happy with me For Finding out the truth of you Your gran is so proud of you She threatened me if i didn’t do Right by you She scares me a little Truth be told her love is so true She’s all in with you So this time around on our way to freedom As to not upset the god in me i did not Send you to snoop
on my account
Israel
The tanach
The New Testament
The quoran
Are codexes
They are 3 dimensions/ leveles
Of laws we had to keep
But something went wrong
And we didn’t move along
With the times
And that is why
We are so fucked up
right now
As if after 2020 it’s still a mystery
We broke o so many rules
Because we didn’t really understand
what they were all about
The smartest people and computers
Have tried to figure it out
But the answer is not theirs
Its ours
The OG of slaves and the n snoop
I’m not trying my luck again But i want you to know I oopse’d it with god I called him a Niger Even though i was justified i was worried He will be pissed with me He grind right back at me With so much Pride He proclaimed:
”biiiiitch ,i understand,I’ve been through some shit “
he puffed up his chest and pointed his gods finger at me
Lets Netflix some sticks and stones for the soul
He knew he was in deep shit
You know how we women can get
So to our favorite chapel we went
I found out later
through the other dave
That the only chapel we visit
Is Mohamad’s crib
The irony of that
does not escape me
The israeli jew
what absolutely escapes me is how
they have no humor at all regarding Muhammad Yet the one god loves so much
became and mastered
the state of comedy is one of their own Sounds like its an example
of the push and pull of extremes So I guess it doesn’t matter
if we’re black or white Muslim Christian or jew We all did a stint in the prisons of slavery they say in Vegas the house always wins We in Vegas Babe, in this chapter of time we’re the house I figured how to begin to decipher the Holly books So since you’re the one with the beat And i have none And a part of solving the equation is having some And you make me dance rhythm and soul could u be the Rhythm And i be the soul And together find the answer Of our time So i guess all this Was so i could ask in rapper style Will you help me Ps we need your friend Eminem for our mission Just saying so you know Pps I heard you had a little tif Please don’t fight You’re giants by your own different rights I’ll tell you all about it Later Oh man, i cant believe your written in the tanach! Men o men Thats me just having an awesome moment
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